HYPOCRITE
hyp-o-crite [hip-uh-krit]
- noun
1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs
Sometimes, you make me want to believe that you're one.
I know I'll regret saying this. But I really can't imagine what might happen had I chosen to just shut up and keep this in. So bear with me.. or don't. Right now, I don't really care.